I’ve written quite a bit about my family. To start things off I’ll write about two comical snippets of my sibling life.
I’m laying in bed all of a sudden I hear my brother,
John: who is online?!
Me: [check phone, omg I'm online! Hurry up and disconnect]
Me: sorry John. I turned off my wifi.
Sister: laughing her head off in her room (next door to mine)
Me: dude, shut up dar. Sorry John I keep forgetting.
Sister: still laughing her head off.
We find out quite a bit later it was my mom on Facebook LOL.
My mom, brother, and sister are in the kitchen. My mom tells my sister to empty out the dishwasher. A few minutes later I hear my sister and brother arguing about chores…
John: don’t even dar mom told you to do it!
Mom: I told you to do it Darlene.
A few minutes later Darlene is in the bathroom washing up and John checks to see if she cleaned out the dishwasher.
John: when I get to heaven I’m going to find out how many times she lied to me about doing chores!
I can’t stop laughing.
Dar joins us and I relay the message to her.
Dar: no! You’ll forget!
John: no I won’t! he mumbles under his breathe to me … [ dude how many times has she lied??]