Please, for my sanity. II

Ok, I thought I covered all the bases with my first Please, for my sanity.

Apparently, not.

1. If you are chilling out on the freeway and not in any hurry: GET OFF THE FREEWAY!

2. If I text you and you text me back a reply…please wait til I text you back. Don’t text me again. I got your text message, I’m busy!

3. We’ve known each other for 10 years how do you not know I’m not a picky eater and something probably happened as to why I no longer eat potatoes, salmon, soy sauce, bread, cookies, etc.

4. You know the game red light, green light? Yeah, you played it when you were little… well, you know how when the moderator said “Green light” you ran towards him like crazy? “Red light” you screeched to a stop (literally sometimes falling over) and “Yellow light” you TRIED to walk slowly in a fast manner…? YEAH! Apply this to the ROAD!!!!

5. Actually, I’ll just send you a memo when I’m going to be driving around…so you can stay off the road.

Thank you,
Melanie

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11 thoughts on “Please, for my sanity. II

  1. Now, let’s talk about 4 Way Stops!! The concept is EASY! At any Multi-way, keep an eye out for who gets there first (or was there to start) and they move BEFORE you, those that arrive after you, LEAVE AFTER YOU! But noooooooooo, instead there’s always that impatient *who thinks the best course of action is to think “I’m the man, I get to go before the rest of you suckers!”, and that in her Minivan with a cellular phone to her ear, holding EVERYONE up till I or someone else (who arrived later) gets pissed and goes through, or barely dodges a collision with her when she decides to finally get her cell out of her ear and DRIVE! I swear, I wish it really was legal to BATTERING RAM these people. I’d have so much fun sending the trendy techno on his ecological friendly high horse in his Prius into a ditch for being an unattentive douchebag with an Iphone glued to his ear! But I don’t, due to what’s right, and lawyers. …. and I have self control. πŸ™‚

  2. You shouldn’t mince your words so much, just tell us how you feel already and stop beating around the bush! πŸ™‚
    I AGREE 100% with all that you have said here.

  3. I read this post this morning on my phone when I was still in bed and it made me LOL (I even woke the baby up). Number 2 happens to me all the time and I can’t stand it!!

  4. I know how you feel. Apparently the rest of the world just does not realize that they are supposed to be revolving around our needs. I mean really, is it that hard? πŸ™‚

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