Please, for my sanity…

There are just some things I would ask you not to do or to do, for my sake.

PLEASE


1. Do not step on your brakes every 5 seconds when the car in front of you is 15 feet away. It’s really annoying to find that out when I pass you.


2. Do not diddle-dawdle when you are waiting for the light to turn green. There are people behind you waiting for the light to turn green as well and want to see how many cars can go through before the light turns red.


3. When you tell a joke, please do not be the first person to laugh. It makes it awkward when the joke wasn’t that funny.


4.Β  Is it too much to ask for a definite yes or no answer when I’m texting you about plans? I don’t understand what K means.


5. While we’re on that subject.. KK doesn’t help either.


6. When driving and you are on your phone please stay in the slow lane. Somehow older people on their phone in the fast lane makes people agitated, me included.


7. When you cut me off and I honk at you, I honked at you because you cut me off. Don’t look at me like I’m some crazed woman.


8. I wouldn’t honk at you if you were going faster than me. Speed up!


9. I understand FACEBOOK is the new thing but if you really wanted to keep in contact with me you’d use your phone, you have my number. I don’t understand how me getting a FACEBOOK helps our relationship because you don’t even send me a text every now and then. I know your phone is always with you. Facebook is only with you when you log on, just saying, I don’t understand.


10. Instead of assuming I’m looking at the calorie intake, ask me. It saves you from looking like a doofus when I say I’m looking at the ingredients because I’m allergic to a lot of things…

Thank you in advance,


Melanie

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25 thoughts on “Please, for my sanity…

  1. Pingback: Please, for my sanity. II « The past to the present

  2. LOL!!! miss ya man.. sorry it’s a bit tough calling frm across the globe πŸ˜‰ but i do check up on ur blog every now n then πŸ™‚ any traveling plans lately?

  3. # 9 is too funny…actually this whole post is hilarious. It’s so true…so strange that some people are more comfortable stalking you on FB than actually having an honest conversation or face-to-face talk.

    • Yeah, the only thing I have about the deacitvation of my facebook is when I meet new people and I want to keep in contact with them facebook is the medium between emails and phone numbers. But ah, oh well … And plus I want a facebook fan page ugh choices! lol

    • I know! Usually a simple less than 5 minute phone call will suffice but people want to prolong it to 2-3 hours of texting?!

      Thanks for commenting.

      Stop by often!

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